Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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