Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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