$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I understand Curling. That high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Couch. On fire.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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