3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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