well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm sobbing to NWA
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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