Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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