She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think your dad took our porno
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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