Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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