Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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