My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
