Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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