I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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