Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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