just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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