Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
last night I used snow as a chaser
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