we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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