He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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