Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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