While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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