Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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