i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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