So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
wow bdsm is so cute
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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