That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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