U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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