that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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