Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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