I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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