their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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