Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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