I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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