remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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