I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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