so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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