How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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