Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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