We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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