end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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