Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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