Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i dont even know how to be here
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
i out mim tonsoeep
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