come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize