My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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