Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I think I sprained my soul last night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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