the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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