I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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