idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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