if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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