i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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