: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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