K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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