And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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