Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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