Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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