It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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