bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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