Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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